Život pre i posle dece: Jeste li se i vi prepoznali u ovome?

Biti roditelj nije jednostavno. Život se tada menja. Autori profila na Instagramu ‘Got Toddlered’ objavljuju slike ljudi pre i posle nego što su dobili decu. Razlike su drastične…

Pre nego što ste postali roditelj, možda ste izlazili svaku veče i zabavljali se do jutarnjih sati. Ali, sada verovatno spavate na kauču već u 18:00, s mrljom na košulji.

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From dressed to the nines to asleep by nine. #familyfridays #gottoddleres

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on May 3, 2019 at 3:14pm PDT

Jedna ključna razlika između ljudi koji nisu roditelji i ljudi koji imaju decu je to da su ljudi bez dece češće budni, dok ljudi s decom uvek spavaju ili se žale kako ne spavaju.

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Parenting gets you into some sticky situations. (These captions can’t all be winners!) #gottoddlered #mcm #mancrushmonday

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Mar 11, 2019 at 11:17am PDT

Kad si roditelj, onda tvoje lice više nije tvoje lice. Išarano je raznim bojicama, prekriveno nalepnicama ili dečjom hranom, štipaljkama ili izrazom užasa. To je jednostavno tako.

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From SPEED RACER to DRIVING MISS DAISY #mcm #mancrushmonday #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Aug 26, 2019 at 5:35pm PDT

Ovaj otac bio je vozač trkačkih automobila. Ali, sada više ne može preuzeti taj rizik nakon što je odgovoran za drugi ljudski život. Možda je beba neka druga vrsta utrke, ali takođe ima takmičarski duh.

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From raftin’ and relaxin’ to pretending she’s not watching that kid like a hawk in case she falls off #wcw #womancrushwednesday #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Aug 21, 2019 at 9:32pm PDT

Pre nego što je rodila dite, mogla je bez briga plutati na vodi. Sada, kada ima dete iako se pretvara da se opustila, sigurno potajno pazi da se dete ne bi prevrnulo i utopilo.

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They used to be the stars, now they’re background players #familyfriday #familyfridays #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Aug 2, 2019 at 10:38am PDT

Ovaj par se pre zabavljao i bio glavni u klubu, a sada su u drugom planu.

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Posing for classy pictures used to be much easier… #gottoddlered #familyfridays

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Jul 26, 2019 at 3:54pm PDT

Poziranje za fotografiju je pre bilo puno jednostavnije.

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From relaxed shit-eating grin to tired sack of shit. #mcm #dadbod #mancrushmonday #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Aug 5, 2019 at 7:34pm PDT

Uživanje na plaži nikada više neće biti isto.

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It’s Yours Truly! Who needs FaceApp when you can just have kids? #gottoddlered #dadandburied #faceapp #kidsageyou #hoodie

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Jul 19, 2019 at 12:34pm PDT

Ko treba FaceApp ako ima decu ?

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His drinking buddies have changed #mcm #mancrushmonday #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Jul 1, 2019 at 10:08am PDT

Prijatelji za zdravicu se menjaju.

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Lifting the wine glass was a lot easier. #wcw #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Jul 17, 2019 at 8:18pm PDT

Uživanje u čaši vina pre je bilo jednostavnije.

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From sex on the beach to dead on her feet! This juxtaposition almost makes me feel bad, but the truth must be told! Also, THE BABY’S MOUTH IS WIDE OPEN TOO OMG 🤣🤣🤣 #wcw #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Apr 10, 2019 at 2:48pm PDT

Ona je radila kao model pre nego je rodila. Još uvek je manekenka ili bi to bar bila da nije toliko umorna i da može imati otvorene oči.

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This doesn’t even need a caption. I should literally delete every other picture on this page and replace them all with this and put “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” in my bio. My work here is done. All joking aside, this guy is a champ and a half! Giving us dads a good name! #mcm #mancrushmonday #gottoddlered

A post shared by Got Toddlered (@gottoddlered) on Mar 25, 2019 at 5:31pm PDT

Ovaj je otac mislio da zna šta znači biti muškarac, ali očito nije imao pojma dok nije dobio dete, prenosi Distractify.

Izvor: 24sata.hr